“You are such an LBR.”

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?NoWell then why are you acting so clingy?”

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" "No.""Then why are you up in my grill?”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!”