“Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?”
“Oh indeed! Our and the Wilfers' Mutual Friend, my dear.”
“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back to the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the left. You can just kiss my big ass.”
“You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.”
“Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.”
“Shut up, cowboy."Yes, ma'am."And give me a kiss."Yes, ma'am.”