“When you can't enter through the front door, kick in a window.”
“Those who enter through the back door can expect to be shown out through the window”
“Glory never arrives through the front door. She sneaks in uninvited round the back or through an upstairs window while you are sleeping.”
“When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.~ Ogden Nash”
“Grandfather kicked the stop pedal, and my face gave a high-five to the front window.”
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”