“I'm calling an ambulance and a priest!”
“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.”
“Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal, mortal, carnal, major, minor - however you want to call it, Lord... I'm guilty.”
“I'm looking for a monophysite priest to marry our maid.”
“Be the Ambulance. Make toast.”
“When you say I love you very much, and your asthma's attack occurs, there is no time for palaver because instead of very you have to say call the ambulance.”