“Ash? Get bent and die.”
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.”
“She did not have time to wonder about his being late. He died bent over the sidewalk sign that stood out in front of the hardware store... He had not even had time to get into the store...”
“Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry. Phoenixes burst into flame when it is time for them to die and are reborn from the ashes.”
“Holy shit,' Ash murmured.'Oh, it gets worse.'Ash lifted an eyebrow.'Yeah, apparently when I decide to be an asshole, I go all the way.”
“I had extra thick light sabers because mine kept getting bent. I'd be halfway through a fight and it would be like 'Oops, sorry! Mine's bent again!”