“Audrey: I was wet.Michael: Sweat.Audrey: I don't sweat.Michael: Well, ladylike perspiration, then.”
“There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.”
“This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then."Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!"Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.”
“If you're going to rip someone off, it might as well be Audrey Hepburn.”
“Desire-Aspire-Perspire-Inspire but, don't Expire!”
“I won't be protected. I will choose for myself what is ladylike and right. To shield me is an insult.”