“Audrey: I was wet.Michael: Sweat.Audrey: I don't sweat.Michael: Well, ladylike perspiration, then.”

“I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk.”

“I'm playing with fire, with something I don't understand.”

“Well, now, look at you, is that a halo? Did you get canonized while I wasn`t looking? Am I addressing St. Stefan now?”

“Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else”

“I love you," she said. "You made me fall in love with you. I don't care how tall you are or what color your hair is-I care about you. You make me laugh. You're smart. You're gentle. And you're real, you're a real person, not some jock with a facade that's going to fall apart when I get to know him. I know you already, and I love you, you idiot. I don't care what you do with toilet paper.”

“Why don't you sparkle?"-"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.”