“Julian: What's black inside, white outside, and hot?Jenny: What?Julian: A wolf in sheep's clothing.Jenny: Is that what you are?Julian: Me? No, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.”

“So tell me what's wrong, Liz.'Liz stared at Julian's picture again. 'Oh Julian, Julian,' she sobbed. 'How could this have happened to us?''It's Julian isn't it?' I said, gently. 'Something's happened.'Liz stopped sobbing. 'Of course it's Julian, you idiot.'Charming.”

“Grace- "You are naked."......"You are so naked"Julian - "I know"Grace - "You are naked!"Julian - "We've established that."Grace - "You're happy and naked."Julian - "What?”

“Snow is not a wolf in sheep's clothing - it is a tiger in lamb's clothing.”

“I called you a coward! You're a fucking sheep in wolf's clothing”

“Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace)Boobs? (Julian)Breasts. (Grace)You have very nice breasts. (Julian)Thanks. What about you? (Grace)I have no breasts. (Julian)”