“Wasnt it Startre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?”
“I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".”
“A friend is somebody who says the same things to your face that they would say if you're not in the room.”
“Zero wasnt worried, " When you spend your whole life living in a shole", he said, "the only way you can go is up.”
“Got just enough room to be a friend of yours. Oh I hope you got room to be a friend of mine.”
“Who here wants to be a writer?' I asked. Everyone in the room raised his hand. 'Why the hell aren't you home writing?' I said, and left the stage.”