“You're Giving me a...stick" MaryL to a very dangerious vampire”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don't give a shit. I'll heal”
“Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman”
“Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again.”
“I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.”
“Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.”