“Dreams don't have deadlines.”

“Mama said knock you out!!??!!”

“A man can make money but, money can't make a man.”

“(Erica) "Hello? Did you not get the memo? Vampires are hot! Besides, compared to most cities, we barely even have a vampire population. I heard Seattle has like, ten times as many because the sun barely shines up there. We just need to find a man who will pound all those negative thoughts right out of your brain with his big, fat cock!"(Karli) "Ugh, don't remind me I don't have one of those either!" I whined.”

“Jump out hate; fall in love.”

“I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.”

“It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.”