“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”
“The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.”
“Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.”
“Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.”
“When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.”
“Save one-third, live on one-third, and give away one-third”