“The only thing you can be sure of in this world is the multiplication table.”

“I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.”

“In moments of crisis, all you gotta do is review your multiplication tables, and it’ll all blow over!”

“You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to.”

“In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It's important to combine the two in just the right amount.”

“Take care with your words, Jacquetta, especially in cursing. Only say the things you mean, make sure you lay your curse on the right man. For be very sure that when you put such words out in the world they can overshoot-like an arrow, a curse can go beyond your target and harm another. A wise woman curses very sparingly.”