“Just when you think life is a bitch, it has puppies.”
“Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies”
“Who’s happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they can’t find anything to bitch about.”
“Just when you’ve squared up to the solemn realisation that life is a bitch, it turns round and does something nice, just to confuse you. - Emily Spitzer, The Better Mousetrap”
“Well, guilt is a bitch, but don't you think if you're thinking it in the first place that it just might be true?”
“You just hang onto the thought that every dog has its day, even the bitches”