“Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.”
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“I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared in the oven and in the refrigerator whenever you wanted them, and where the cupboards were full of good books.”
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