“Oh I can't stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”

“People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.”

“All I really want to do today is go to the book store, drink coffee and read.”

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more like two roses and a nose walk into a bar. I would tell you what the bartender said, but to be honest, the bar was pretty noisy and I didn’t hear what he said.”

“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.”