“By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?”
“You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages--they haven't ended yet.”
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“Enemies are people who's story you haven't heard, or who's face you haven't seen.”
“I heard you went to Ireland...I haven't seen it in many years. Is it still green then, and beautiful?Wet as a bath sponge and mud to the knees but, aye, it was green enough.”
“Best FreindsThey know how stupid you look and still chose to be seen in public with you”