“I'm no good at being good.”
“This is not going to be easy. I'm good at being bad, but I'm bad at being good. I don't know the first thing about good deeds.”
“I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.”
“So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young.”
“I'm a good person. In most ways. But I'm beginning to think that being a good person in most ways doesn't count for anything very much, if you're a bad person in one way.”
“The good thing about being a pessimist is that I'm either always right, or pleasantly surprised.”