“I look back to where my life had been. It's always risky to think of letting go. That's why this is the perfect ending. Nothing left to reconcile.”

“And I couldn't help but think about the time during the operation when there was nothing in my check: when they removed my heart, and before they put the other hear tin. When I was connected to the heart and lunch machine. When I was technically dead....But I wasn't dead now...”

“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.”

“Hearts are like stones on an ocean beach...And people are like the tides that leave permanent marks on them.”

“I’ll tell you what: I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker.”

“Men will always like their toys. It's a woman's job not to be one of them.”

“He was a man. Men always had lewd thoughts. It was perfectly natural and normal”