“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.”
“Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would.”
“While dessert tastes good, woman cannot live on cake alone.”
“Life was a cake that looked good on the bakery shelf but turned to sawdust and salt when I ate it.”
“There's nothing better than cake but more cake.”
“I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.”