“Only a fool could set eyes on you and see an old maid.”
“she never even wore stockings; just those bullet proof tights that you see on old maids.”
“every father wants to see his girls settled and not end up old maids”
“Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in Old Maid; the player who is finally with it has lost.”
“When something is staring you in the face in your life and you see it with your own two eyes and feel it within your heart only a fool doesn't believe it to be true.”
“The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.”