“That bitch fate has a cruel sense of humor.”

“I might not be able to break the Gunderson curse, but I can break the curse of having a friend like you.”

“In that moment I realized I did know who to feel the most sorry for. The person who'd killed Levi. I'd find them. And when I did? The "one shot, one kill" motto of the US Army Snipers wouldn't apply.”

“Only a fool could set eyes on you and see an old maid.”

“You can't miss what you never had. And definitely not what you don't understand.”

“Buck up, suck it up, don't fuck it up”

“The only thing a bully understands is another bully.”