“If Eric's a demon," I said slowly, "that makes you a...""Rogue demon hunter."I blinked. "Lost in the Buffyverse, are we?""That show was a real pain in my ass," he muttered.”
“Try to keep up with me,” he said very slowly, like I was a candidate for the short bus. “De-mon. Demon. Me demon, you teenage girl.”
“I wish we weren't like this. You know, demon, demon-hunter. I wish I'd met you in a normal high school, and taken you on normal dates, and like, carried your books or something.”
“You're...a demon hunter?''It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.”
“You have demons?""Yes."That answer didn't surprise me, although how these demons connected with the movie was anybody's guess."Volkswagen demons," he said."You have Volkswagen demons?""Yes. There. I said it. Happy now?”
“I am a demon hunter. Clearly, I am not afraid of the dark.”