“All of the features that characterize Asperger syndrome can be found in varying degrees in the normal population”

“Hereditary cancer syndromes are characterized by substantial but not absolute risks of specific cancers.”

“The jury is supposed to be twelve peers, but technically that would mean every single person on the jury should have Asperger's syndrome, because then they'd really understand me.”

“Maybe the only way our story can end is varying degrees of sad.”

“The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he was artistic. One said he had Tourette's syndrome. One said he had Asperger's syndrome. And one said the problem was that his parents had Munchausen syndrome. Still another said all he needed was a good old-fashioned spanking.”

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”