“Philosophize: you are a mistress, part of a great hysterical you mean historical tradition.”
“I have a mistress. Now is the part where I have to tell you I have a mistress and you stop liking me. If you liked me to begin with. I have a pretty, young, very young mistress, and her name is Andie.”
“Thus, I blush to add, you can not be a philosopher and a good man, though you may be a philosopher and a great one.”
“Philosophers can debate the meaning of life, but you need a Lord who can declare the meaning of life.”
“The safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato.”
“When you were six you thought mistress meant to put your shoes on the wrong feet. Now you are older and know it can mean many things, but essentially it means to put your shoes on the wrong feet. ”