“You are unhappy because you believe in such a thing as happy.”
“Have you noticed it's always unhappy people who attack the things happy people believe in?”
“When you are unhappy about something, you can always find thousands of other things to be happy!”
“The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you'll never be unhappy again.”
“Can you be happy when you are unhappy?”
“I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.”