“Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.”
“You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.”
“The problem was, you couldn't have one without the other. There couldn't be a bad guy unless there was a good guy to create the standard. And there couldn't be a good guy until a bad guy showed just how far off the path he might stray.”
“If you show me a lady, I'll show you a gentleman; show me a bitch, and I'll show you a G.”
“show me a person who says their family is normal, and i'll show you an orphan!”
“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”