“You don't take music seriously if you wear your left ear bud in your right ear and your right ear bud in your left ear.”

“The first thing on your to do list every weekend should always be to turn up the fucking music.”

“I don't know how music works, I'm just glad that it does.”

“Music always sounds better on Friday.”

“I judge people based solely on the quality of bands on the black concert t-shirts they wear.”

“I brought music." I pull my iPhone and ear buds out of my bra and plug them in my ears."What else do you have in there?”

“I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof).”