“Love...is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite...”
“Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!”
“Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.”
“Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.”
“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.”
“Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.”