“Friends always break even.”
“But... we will always be drawn together. We'll always crave each other. We'll always be in tune with each other, physically and mentally. There is nothing that can change or break that. And even if there was, I wouldn't want to. Not for the world.”
“Make friends, make friends, never, never break friends. if you do, you'll catch a flu and that will be the end of you!”
“We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.”
“I might not be able to break the Gunderson curse, but I can break the curse of having a friend like you.”
“Always keep your mouth shut with a drunk. You can never win with piss tanks. The most you can hope for is to break even.”