“Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here digging holes in the hot sun. You know who that person is?""My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.”
“When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.”
“It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!”
“Isn't it okay to just be a good person and be who you are and not have to be great at something?”
“Sitting still and wishingMakes no person great;The good Lord sends the fishing,But you must dig the bait!”
“Sam, that's a great concept. And maybe you believe it. But I'm black and I'm a lesbian, so let me tell you: From what I know? Personal experience? There are always lines.”