“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”

“You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...”

“If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”

“If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”