“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”
“I really wasn't sure if I wanted this guy knowing where I lived. After all, he was wielding a baseball bat, and I had just seen him strike several people with that bat.”
“The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.”
“Today the population of non-scientists legitimately feel they deserve a say in how far man should take for granted that the Earth is 'his' to treat as he chooses”
“When a girl cries over a guy,she really loves him.when a guy cries over a girl ,he will never love another girl like her.”
“We take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.”