“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

“Oh it's the bingo playing wizardI love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!”

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”

“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!”

“It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.”

“I love the big red bus!”