“If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”

“When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”

“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”

“In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

“I love the big red bus!”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”