“Oh it's the bingo playing wizardI love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!”

“It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.”

“In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

“When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”

“I love the big red bus!”