“Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.”

“So let's not ruin this by thinking too much about tomorrow. Don't make a wonderful weekend into a bad Monday.”

“I don't know if anybody thinks of themselves as bad. We all have excuses.”

“Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.”

“This is about all the bad days in the world. I used to have some little bad days, and I kept them in a little box. And one day, I threw them out into the yard. "Oh, it's just a couple little innocent bad days." Well, we had a big rain. I don't know what it was growing in but I think we used to put eggshells out there and coffee grounds, too. Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me. Choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothin'. They're your days. Choke 'em!”

“Don't drink; it's bad for you.”