“I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.”

“Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.”

“I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being!”

“I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.”

“I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.”

“I am a pop widow.”

“P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.”