“I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being”
“I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being!”
“We were like the Beatles, Dad.''I know you think that, sweetie''Seriously. Mom is John, you're Paul, I'm George, and Ice Cream is Ringo.''Ice Cream,' I said. 'Resentful of the past, fearful of the future...everytime we saw Ice Cream sitting there with her mouth open, we'd say, Poor Ice Cream, resentful of the past, fearful of the future.”
“I'm ninety-five years old. I can have ice cream ten times a day if I want.”
“When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.”
“. . . and even the worst ice cream is better than no ice cream.”