“its sjuuggee”

“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”

“Out on the moors,The lonely moors,I roll around in sheep poo.Heathcliff, it's youuuuu,I hate you, I love you tooooo.Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee,Catheeeeeeee.Look out of your windooooow.”

“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.”

“i will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.”

“I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?"Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'"I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.”

“When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'Christ what an image.”