“Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.”
“Nunga nungas!”
“Where are you originally from?” “The planet Lorien, three hundred million miles away.” “Must have been a long trip, John Smith.” “Took almost a year. Next time I’m bringing a book.”
“Before you critizse someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critizise them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“Before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes--then when you criticize him you will be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes!”
“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.”