“Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus”
“You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?''Look, shut up, people might hear.''What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?”
“May the Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your mind.”
“By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?”
“Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.”
“Jesus being born as a baby was God's way of laughing at a world trying to grow up too quickly.”