“I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. ”
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.”
“I am immeasurably, unbearably happy. I am three years old. I am sixty. I am six. I am there.”
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much.”
“I am 13 years old, I am 13 stone, I have no money, no friends, and boys throw gravel at me. It's my birthday, and I went to bed at 7.15pm.”
“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents. ”