“The rich don't have to kill to eat. They employ people, as they call it. The rich don't do evil themselves. They pay. People do all they can to please them, and everybody's happy.”

“Sonuçta savaş dediğiniz şey, anlamadığınız ne varsa odur”

“Sizi aklı başında sanmalarının en iyi yolu bayağı pişkin olmaktır. İyiden iyiye pişkinseniz mesele yok, o zaman hemen hemen ne yapsanız yeridir, ne isterseniz, çoğunluk sizden yanadır ve kimin deli olup olmadığına karar veren de çoğunluktur”

“People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them.”

“People avenge themselves for the favors done them.”

“If everyone is doing it, and everyone thinks it is right – don't do it, because it's wrong. There is no easy road to riches. For most people there is no road to riches at all.”

“The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich. Me, I love the rich. Somebody has to love them. Sure, a lot o’ rich people are assholes, but believe me, a lot o’ poor people are assholes, too, and an asshole with money can at least pay for his own drinks.”