“Since the dawn of time customer service has sucked.”

“F@#$ing F#$%s things up”

“Home is where your story begins.”

“Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric)”

“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.”

“If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.”

“And I know that when you get hurt, your first instinct is to run. But I also realized something else. No one has ever followed you when you did run. But I'm going to follow, and I'm going to keep following until you realize that you can trust me. I'm not going to let you run away from something that could be so great. That is so great. Marty, I love you.- Nate”