“Since when do princesses go on quests? They are the ones who remain safely locked away in towers playing the role of damsel-in-distress!”
“She is not the princess locked away in the fortress and you are not some hero who's going to save her.”
“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”
“Penelope glared at her, “Madame said that men love damsels in distress. She failed to point out that damsels in distress look wretched, miserable and downright horrid.”“Men do love damsels in distress. We simply need to look lovely while fighting mortal peril.”
“I’m not a damsel and there is no distress”
“I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel.”