“You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that’s what you are!”
“Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.”
“This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit." -Ty Henderson”
“You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.”
“I’m not supposed to be anything else than a man that’s stupidly in love with you. That’s what I know.”
“So you, too, like fruitcake? (RW on meeting Lenin in Zurich during World War I.)”