“I believe in the fatal hairdo just for the love of saying fatal hairdo.”
“I shuttered from hairdo to shoe-sole”
“I love Canada...It is a great country much too cold for good sense, inhabited by compassionate, intelligent people with bad hairdos.”
“Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo.”
“... everything suddenly got twistier and more complicated than Mrs. Casnoff's hairdo.”
“It was just the human fatality of things, a cancer worse than blame, or hate or love.”