“Guys are like purses,Cute, full of crap, and totally replaceable.”
“Essentially, love is the Donnie Darko of feelings: Anyone who brags, "I, like, totally get it man," is either full of crap or really, really high (or they watched the commentary on the DVD).”
“I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit."Lana laughed. "He's not my boyfriend.""Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap.”
“Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.”
“I won’t be that girl who lets the guy treat her like crap and still fawns all over him.”
“It is far more seemly to have thy Studie full of Bookes, than thy Purse full of money. ”