“Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.”
“This sort of thing has got to be stopped. Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.”
“The thing i call 'my mind' seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn't really know its tenants.”
“Maybe you should mind your own business.''You are my business. My job. You are what I do.' I whipped around to face him. 'Well if I'm your job, your fired. You creep me out.”
“God put the wiggle in children and our job as parent-educators is to work with it, not take it out of them.”
“It's so weird man, it's like the vagina is an elevator door that opens up into this dimension, and sometimes that elevator puts you out on to a bad fucking floor!”