“Philosophy hasn't made any progress? - If somebody scratches the spot where he has an itch, do we have to see some progress? Isn't genuine scratching otherwise, or genuine itching itching? And can't this reaction to an irritation continue in the same way for a long time before a cure for the itching is discovered?”

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." by Alice Roosevelt Longworth”

“When once the itch of literature comes over a man, nothing can cure it but the scratching of a pen. But if you have not a pen, I suppose you must scratch any way you can.”

“Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.”

“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is when my lower back itches.”

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”