“The philosopher is not a citizen of any community of ideas, that is what makes him a philosopher.”

“Most of the propositions and questions to be found in philosophical works are not false but nonsensical.”

“Philosophers are often like little children, who first scribble random lines on a piece of paper with their pencils, and now ask an adult 'What is that?”

“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”

“This is how philosophers should salute each other: ‘Take your time.”

“When you are philosophizing you have to descend into primeval chaos and feel at home there.”

“Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.”